Dark Shadows


SCORE: 21/100


I have to admit, the first act was really interesting and pulled me in. But by the time it got to the second act, it just stood there plain boring and I felt like fast-forwarding it. The scrip was a total joke, with lines like "People say that blood is thicker than water" and  "You can put your lips against my posterior and kiss it repeatedly". The third act was just awful, with stuff like Chloe Moretz turning into a werewolf? I mean there are things in this movie that just come out from NOWHERE! Not to mention the ending was a total DISASTER. This movie is not worth seeing in theaters, just download it or buy a DVD, or if you're smart just skip it. Nothing special here. You also may be expecting a lot of character development, but you won't find any, it's always the same old corny jokes, and lame old-british vampire chatter that gets very annoying.